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Writings, issues and observations from Cleveland, Ohio by Will Kessel

Via CNN, wile reporting that Camden, NJ was the least safe city in the US, I was surprised to learn that Cleveland is the 12th least safe city in America.

Here, all this time during our renaissance, I thought you could walk the city streets at night… downtown, at least…

Here’s an interesting online confessional for you, especially if your name is Pilate…

And if you ever wondered why comment spammers always misspell “nice blog,” look here. Look familiar?

And from the Monday Moaning Department at the PeeDee, we have these little tidbits:

“Why is my sewer charge 5 1/2 times what my water bill is?” - Cleveland

“It seems a shame when, at Christmas, we celebrate the birth of Christ and, in all the catalogues for the sales, they can’t even mention his name, as if he’s nonexistent.” - Bay Village

“Lets see now, Kmart, Sears, Kohl’s, Target, to name a few, won’t let their employees say Merry Christmas, yet they make money off of us by selling Christmas trees, Christmas cards, etc.” Seven Hills

For item #1: Simple — we’ve screwed up the Federal subsidies, and now we have to pay through the nose. If you’re really worried about it, just don’t move to either Euclid or North Royalton: Euclid because the sewer system there is irrepairable (and no one will admit it); and North Royalton because they have NO Federal sewer subsidy — both cities for political reasons.

For items #2 & #3: that’s because some folks would rather sue than act like adults.

Happy Thanksgiving — a little early.

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