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Archive for October, 2006

So I was sitting here, knocking down a nice, pleasantly-chilled Great Lakes Brewery Elliot Ness Amber Ale or two…

My bride had gone to bed, and I was sitting here playing in a couple of 250 play-chip Hold ‘Em tournaments at Full Tilt (I placed fourth in one, and third in the other). I had the TV on, and eventually the live music came on.

I don’t know what show was on — nor do I care.

What I noticed was that just about every tune sounded the same: every tune had the same, jilted, rock-with-me rhythym — and just about the same melody.

Is it just me? Am I the only one hearing this?

It seems like popular music these days is dwindling down to a singular, homogenized song.

Seriously.

It’s all I ever hear these days: just about the same melody, same rhythym — same everything.

I turn on the radio in the car, and I get the same tune, too. Am I imagining this?

I think not.

WMMS (Where Music Meant Something) and WNCX (What Nobody Can eXplain) supposedly play “progressive rock,” but MMS plays heavy metal crap and NCX plays a lot of older Top-10 filler. WMVX plays 80s — supposedly — and 102 and 104 supposedly play “current contemporary hits,” but nothing with any motive or originality.

It’s all the same stuff: nothing new, nothing cutting edge; none of it is worth listening to.

And it’s nauseating. It literally makes me want to puke.

My iTunes currently has stuff like Peter Gabriel, Fleetwood Mac, Beatles, the Allman Brothers, Béla Fleck, Billy Joel, Cream, Eric Clapton, Electric Light Orchestra, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Led Zeppelin, Police, Santana, Roxy Music, and lots more — all melodic stuff, and nothing that even represents what music execs even think might be appealing to me.

OK, so my tastes run to Classic Rock. No big deal. I also like classical and jazz: I have Pat Metheny, Spyrogyra, Crusaders, and more in there, too. Add to that every symphony by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Ludwig van Beethoven - and more.

Want flamenco? I have that, as well. Name it, I have it.

Most folks, if you ask them, really detest listening to the same song all day long: they want a little variation. What you get, today, is the same crap, the same songs (maybe 15 or so in all), all day long, style depending on what the station bills itself as.

And they wonder why advertising revenues are dropping; they wonder why people aren’t listening.

It’s all the same shit.

Thank God for iTunes and my iPod: its the only thing that will help me keep my sanity.

I need some feedback.

I can look at my server stats all I want, but they won’t give me the answer I seek: I show about 38% of sessions on OS X, 54% in Windows (various versions, including CE), and the rest in Linux. Further, I show Firefox (Win or Mac) use at about 36%, IE/Win at about 48%, and Safari at about 8%. Netscape and IE/Mac don’t even show up, save for one IT instructor at Lakeland Community College who insists on using Netscape 4.7 (There are 386 known users of Netscape 4 in the world: 385 are web designers/developers, and this maverick at Lakeland.)

I know that OS X does not have a 38% market share; the last time I looked, Firefox use was nowhere near 36%, either.

So it’s safe to assume that my stats are skewed.

What happened — and why I ask for the feedback — is that a client wants something I had not considered, and after looking at what they want, I have to admit that it might just work, providing the font is resident on a majority of computers surfing the web.

They want Cooper Black for their navigation menu.

Mind you, it’s not going to be as dominant as my menu above, or even close. The design is such that it will be clearly evident that it is the site nav. With the design I created, it might just look OK. At least, my .psd file doesn’t look all too terrible with the font. Come to think of it, it kind of fits.

I know it goes against everything they teach in art school, or journalism school, but in this case, I have to please the client. I’m not going to say no unless the use isn’t practical.

The issue (besides the fact that art schools have only one rule about Cooper Black — “just say no”), is that I’m not totally sure that it’s installed in a majority of Internet-surfing computers. I have it in OS X, I have it in Win XP Pro on the Windows side of my MacBook Pro, and I had it in Windows 2000, but I’m not sure if it came with MS Office or with Windows — or even Photoshop. I really never paid attention because it never really mattered — and I never used the font.

And rather than ask you to look in your installed fonts, I’m just going to experiment with it here, to save time. If it’s installed, then you should see it; if not, you won’t, plain and simple.

The following:

etc.

…should look like this:

'etc.' in Cooper Black

…and not like this:

'etc.' in Times New Roman

Please add a comment and let me know if you can see the Cooper Black text in the first example (I know you can see #2, as it’s an image). If it looks like the third example, please let me know as well. Please include your operating system (Win 98, Win XP Pro/Home, OS X 10.4.6, OS 9.2, etc.), Service Pack (if applicable), and browser (and version). If you’re using Linux, please let me know what version (Mandrake, Suse, Fedora, etc.), and kernel.

The results, from a web design point of view, should be interesting. At least I’ll know what to tell the client.

They said it cold never be done, yet scientists have made a breakthrough with bending microwaves right around an object (the article is a little heady, but interesting nonetheless), as if the object wasn’t there at all.

The implications of this are enormous, with applications ranging from cellular phones to space technology, and could revolutionize a great number of current technologies.

The neat part, in my tiny little mind, is the speculation that they can actually do this with visible light — within my lifetime.

Although, if you’re inside what can’t be seen, you cannot see, either. Bummer.

The idea that there are a set of common values and common ideals that we all believe in as Americans, whether we’re Republican or Democrat or Independents, and that if we focus on what we have in common, rather than what divides us, that we can actually make progress, in — in commonsense, practical terms on some of the challenges that we face in the country, and I think that tone is one that the country seems to be hungry for right now.

Sen. Barack Obama (D), IL

And he won’t know how right he is until America wakes up.

Compare that to the latest with the Ohio Senatorial race between democrat Sherrod Brown and incumbant Republican Mike DeWine.

DeWine is desperate, trailing Brown by some 13% in most polls. In fact, the RNC reportedly has threatened to suspend funding for DeWine’s campaign, deeming it “lost.” DeWine denies this, but it has been widely reported.

The campaign has been filthy-dirty, like a lot of others this year. Consider the Republican television ad against Zack Space: it starts out asking why Zack Space is running such a dirty campaign, then proceeds to sling a bunch of mud and BS in his general direction. You know, I have yet to see an ad for Zack Space. In fact, I never even knew who he was.

Am I the only one who sees this stuff?

And it’s not just the Republicans in the muck; plenty of Democrats are into it as well.

My point is not to point the bony finger at the Republicans; my point is to point it at politicians and the political support organizations in general: they can’t seem to get it through their tiny, little minds that a lot of voters have tired of the constant bashing, mud slinging, and devisive politics we’ve seen over the last couple of decades.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the United States has lost its cooperative spirit, the cooperative spirit that helped form this country in the 1800s.

It’s going to take some work to get it back, too.

NOTE: I wrote the outline for this piece aboout 9:00 a.m. Monday morning, about 5 hours before Brandon hijacked BFD and posted this interesting bit. We must be on the same wavelength or something. So here’s another look at the same issue through a similar lens: home ownership.

Methinks something is rotten in the State of Denmark.

Hamlet: Act I, Scene IV
William Shakespeare

Home ownership has some interesting perks: you can decorate your home as you wish; you can upgrade your home and not have to answer to anybody (within reason); you have more room and better appliances; you have a stake in the community; and there are certain tax benefits to owning a home that generally make it cheaper, in the long run, to renting an apartment.

There is, however, a dark side: you bear the maintenance costs; the initial cost is higher, either by a down payment, or your monthly mortgage payments are higher (which will actually get to be less than an apartment rental, over time); and, of course, there’s your property taxes.

The advantages generally outweigh the disadvantages, and you usually get your property taxes credited by the IRS, so it should all lean in your favor, eventually. And, of course, instead of frittering your hard-earned money away every month on rental, with a house you are actually paying that money back to yourself, making you wealthier.

It’s generally a pretty sound investment.

In Euclid, however, the taxes actually tip the scale into the negative.

Home values are substantially lower in Euclid than, say, Parma, which is a relatively equal suburb (also inner-ring). You can purchase a 1,500 square foot home in Euclid for as little as $110,000, sometimes even less if you want to add some sweat equity to your purchase. Not bad for the frugal home shopper.

The property taxes are a bear, however. On that same $110,000 house, after this last reappraisal by the county, you can expect to pay at least $3,600 in property taxes (before the reappraisal, you would expect to see a $3,000 annual bill). With your mortgage (and let’s use a 5.25% interest rate — just for giggles), no money down (let your money work for you), that Euclid home would come with about a $550 monthly principal/interest payment, plus about $120 monthly insurance bill.

Property taxes would boost your monthly payment to about $880. With last year’s school levy and this year’s reappraisal, you can now expect your monthly total nut to be about $980, or just about a 22% increase in the taxes you actually pay. In short order, we’ll soon see monthly taxes equal — or even exceed — your monthly PMI.

Now let’s look at the demographics: Euclid is a city of about 26,200 housing units, of which 36% (2000 census) were rental units. On the average, 25% of the housing units in the city had school-age children, not all of which go to Euclid schools.

With the Euclid City Schools currently ranking in the lower 20% of the schools in the state, and with Ohio ranking 49th overall in education, it’s a safe bet that a good number of Euclid home owners that have schoolage children send their kids to private or parochial schools, leaving the majority of the students in the ECSS to be living in rentals. Not entirely accurate, I’ll admit, but probably a pretty fair statement.

And I’m not writing to pick on the Euclid City Schools; they certainly have their challenges ahead of them, and they have shown some excellent improvement over the last couple of years. I have no bone with them at all. Rather, look at the taxes: Euclid voters, led largely by renters brought out to vote for the issue, approved a large tax levy last year which raised taxes about $35 per month per $100,000 household.

Now, it turns out that ECSS will be placing another hefty tax levy on the ballot as soon as this coming May. I will be voting against the levy. Again, I’m not picking on ECSS: they certainly need the money, and what money they do have they are putting to good use. And I have no complaints about the veracity of their need; it’s just that as far as monthly expenses go, we’re just about tapped out: we just can’t afford to absorb yet another tax increase for a failing school funding system.

In 1997 and again in 2002, the Ohio Supreme Court declared that Ohio’s public school funding was unconstitutional, relying too much on property taxes.

Now, four years later, we’re still trying to raise money through property taxes. It is painfully evident that we need to find a new way to fund our schools, especially in areas like Euclid where the majority of students are renters and an undue burden is placed on homeowners to foot the bill.

No one seems to be looking at the issue, either. Well, almost no one. I’m not saying that I’m for Issue 3 — I’m not — but not for the reasons everyone else is against the issue: I don’t like the way it has been presented.

I also don’t like the way the issue is being argued on the large: it reminds me of the great abortion debate of the 1980s: the same, old, tiring, divide and conquer tactics, more emotional statements than facts, and two minority groups (in terms of size, not ethnicity) of people trying to legislate morality for a majority of the residents (proving once again that we never learned Prohibition’s greatest lesson: you can’t legislate morality).

While casinos would certainly help the situation, they couldn’t bear the entire burden, either.

In Colorado, for instance, at least as far as I understand the issue, they have instituted a luxury tax on items with a suggested retail of over $1,000. The money collected goes straight to the schools. I’m not sure how well it works, but their property taxes are sure lower, and their schools rank far higher compared to Ohio’s. Something’s sure working out there.

Ohio’s Issue 18 proposes taxing smokers for funding the arts. I have issues with this as well, and not because I smoke: a half-century ago, just aboout 45% of the American population smoked. Today, that number is down to about 20%. Why would you tax something that is clearly going to disappear? Your funding will dry up like an overused well. This is not to mention the fact that every time they create a new sin tax, people quit smoking.

Consider: studies show, generally, that lowering taxes stimulates the economy and generates greater tax revenues; hiking taxes stifles the economy and tax revenues actually drop — just the opposite of what people tend to think. Jeff Hess talks about “the uber wealthy who have been sucking at the public teat for 50 years,” and he is not too far off at all — just about every politician that proposes new taxes as a solution to everything is guilty of the very offense Jeff describes.

It’s time to kick the bums out and start electing people to think creatively and solve this thorny problem. There are solutions: we just need to find them.

Lifetime

Oct 06
15

Yesterday morning (well, as I write this, this morning), at 9:45 a.m., I stepped on the scale at my weekly Weight Watchers meeting.

For the last 6 weeks, I’ve been trying to maintain my current weight, which has been a real trick since I’ve vacationed in Washington, D.C., served as best man at a friend’s wedding, and spent a couple of days (and evenings) at my brother’s house on the West side, where (and they belong to Weight Watchers, too) the food is abundant — and delicious.

Last weekend was the toughest: I gained 3.8 pounds, right after the wedding and two days of painting a house for my brother. I was .8 pounds over goal, which is not too bad when you consider that I have a 2 pound leeway (which means I can weigh as much as 176 pounds).

This week… well… I weighed in at: 169 pounds. Huzzah!

I no longer have to pay for Weight Watchers meetings. Since January 7th of this year, I’ve lost a total of 76.8 pounds (41 weeks, for an average weekly weight loss of 1.87 pounds), lost 8 inches from my waistline, dropped one or two sizes in shirts (depending on manufacturer), and more. My sleep apnea is gone; I now sleep through the night peacefully. In fact, I now have a hard time waking in the morning, since I get into such a deep sleep. And my blood chemistry is now well within normal, healty guidelines. Glorious.

Further, I can now walk vast distances again, just like I used to do in high school. (My father, may he not be spinning in his grave — like a lathe) used to call this mode of transportation “shank’s mare,” translated as the “leg’s horse.”

What a kidder, he.

More importantly here is that I have learned a lot of new behaviors and habits, a ton about grocery shopping, and even more about what why processed food frequently is unhealthy, and what to watch for when shopping.

Let me tell you, it’s been an eye-opener; I won’t go into it here.

Now, I don’t write this to boast or brag; far from it: I write this because I want to bring hope to those who feel that they’re hopelessly overweight and could never get to a healthy place and weight in their lives. Hey: if *I* could do it, so can you. I was the worst of the bunch. Well, close to it, OK? You get the picture. I had some pretty severe habits — that I’m glad are gone — and I’m on a much healthier path now than I was just a few short years ago.

And it was all a matter of choice — and truly wanting to make a change in my life. That’s all it took. Honestly.

OK, all of that in the last paragraph and a little fear, OK? I was getting scared of my family history with heart disease and diabetes, me being an old fart and all. I didn’t want to end up on a slab a few years too early, ya know?

Now, if I don’t want to pay for a Weight Watchers meeting, all I have to do is weigh in once a month at 176 pounds or less. I’ll post that monthly weigh-in here, too; it’ll help keep me honest. It’ll look like this, for now: my weight, followed by the difference between my weight and my Weight Watchers goal weight.

Today, it would look like this:

[169 / -5.0] That means that my weight is 169 pounds, and I’m 5 pounds under my Weight Watchers goal weight. (Note: my personal target weight was 172 pounds, which is what I weighed the day I graduated from Rocky River High School way back in… well, you get the picture; then I decided that my personal target should be a total loss of 75 pounds instead, so the target became 170.8 pounds… then…)

So I like 170 pounds; it’s a nice, round number. I feel good, I’m looking OK, and my blood work is where it should be.

Now, I need to learn how to eat more in a day so that I can break the current habit of weight loss and maintain my weight instead of losing it. In a way, that can be scarier than looking at 75 pounds to lose…

[169 / -5.0]

Hot Hops.

Oct 06
12

Maybe they’ll create a new style of beer.

Last Monday, October 2nd, a warehouse operated by one of the largest suppliers of hops to brewers around the U.S. burned, destroying some $4 million worth of the flavoring agent.

Fortunately, no one was hurt in the blaze.

The good news for craft brew aficianados: the burned hops were destined for mass brewers rather than craft brewers. Craft brew hops are handled by a different company at another facility nearby. Some 77% of the hops grown in the Americas are grown in the Yakima Valley; American hops production accounts for about 24% of the world’s hops production overall.

Don’t worry, GLBC lovers: this shouldn’t affect us. Apparently, Sam Adams shouldn’t be affected either, but I can’t be sure; as I understand it, Sam Adams is linked to Anheuser-Busch in a distribution agreement, so anything’s possible.

I always thought that some mass-produced beers tasted a little smoky…

It looks like Wal*Mart has a lot more than a big blue sign on their face — they have a big black eye as well.

It turns out that the most Wal*Mart-friendly of blogs, Wal-Marting Across America, was engineered and sponsored by Working Families for Wal*Mart, a PR organization created by Wal*Mart’s public relations firm, Edelman, in response to the negative press Wal*Mart receives on a regular basis.

The gist of the blog: the two “Average American” authors traveled the U.S. in a recreational vehicle, parked overnight in Wal*Mart parking lots, shopped at those Wal*Marts, interviewing Wal*Mart employees and customers, posting photos and providing (promotional) commentary on the blog.

Although they provided a link to WFWM, they never stated that they were connected to WFWM in any way.

The blog has been shut down since the revelation that the photographer was, in fact, Jim Thresher of the Washington Post. Thresher reportedly agreed to repay some $2,200 in vacation expenses to WFWM for his part in the ruse.

Thresher, according to (read this article, it’s enlightening) today’s Washington Post, said, “It really seemed harmless.”

I would expect Thresher, a 25-year of the Washington Post, to know better; objective reporting this is not: Thresher’s job is to photograph the news in the most objective manner possible, unless he’s shooting a wedding or a graduation or the like, where he can frame his subject any way he (or his employer) desires. For Thresher to galavant off taking photos for a fake Wal*Mart blog — without transparency to either his employer(s) or to the public — is a severe miscalculation, one that is sure to be taught in journalism schools for years to come.

While it can be argued that he can do whatever he wishes on his own time (and I agree), it can also be argued that as a representative of such a prestigious newspaper, he has a responsibility to present properly to the general public in his off hours as well, free vacations included; his transparency with this issue is essential.

Corporate blogging consultant Debbie Weil commented, “this is so foolish on so many levels… Everyone involved violated the basic rule: Be transparent. If you’re found out, it comes back as a slap in the face.”

Yeah. No foolin’.

If you’re going to do this thing called blogging, you have to be transparent. Transparent with your employer, transparent with your contacts, and — most critically — transparent with your audience.

I’m not saying that what Thresher did as a part of the Wal*Mart promotional machinery was wrong; far from it: the way he handled it was wrong. Thresher and his girlfriend, Laura St. Claire, a restaurant reviewer at the Post, were not transparent on any level of this operation with anyone along the way. I’m sure this extends to WFWM and possibly Edelman as well, although both publicly disclaim this.

Obviously. That’s called “Plausible Deniability.”

Thresher said that he thought he was sort of “nameless and faceless,” an obvious indication of the perceived anonymity of the Internet.

Anybody with a reasonable amount of experience with blogging knows that there is no such thing as being anonymous.

To recap the rules for effective blogging: Be Honest. Be fair. Be truthful. Keep the faith. Listen and learn. Listen, listen, listen some more, think a lot, state your mind, then shut up and listen some more. Be fair, courteous, and thoughtful to commenters. Encourage free expression.

Most importantly: be transparent.

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