Sumo Who?

I’ve been on the phone all night, trying to reach Sumo Boy in Mentor.

I want to know if they are open on Sunday nights. That’s all; I want to know their hours.

It would be simple if they had a web site that listed their hours and location: one page is all that needs be, really (which I would do — gleefully — for them for less than $200 plus hosting fees and domain name!)…

But, no…

I have to sit on the phone and listen to the damned thing ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… and ring…

So…

Do you even think we’re going to go there for dinner tomorrow night, regardless of the reference they received in the PeeDee the other week?

If you said yes, please try again; with the obvious evidence pointing toward a serious lack of their customer care/respect/service: not over my dead body.

I’ll go to Otani, instead, thank you.

At least they’ll answer their phone.

Besides, their eel is “to die for.”

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